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Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

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Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

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He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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War do not determine who right, war determine who left. - Confucius Say (more confucius say)
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain
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I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best. - George W. Bush (more george w. bush)
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Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. - Dilbert
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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. - Woody Allen
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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. - Oliver Goldsmith
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