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I think animal testing is a terrible idea... they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. - Unknown

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Unknown

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The road to success is always under construction. - Unknown

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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea

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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. - Al Bundy

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It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are? - Uknown

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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers (more joan)

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