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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson (more homer)

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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh cause I just farted! - Unknown

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' - Unknown

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What do you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. - Unknown

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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Uknown

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