Funny Quotes 5

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. - Michael Hourigan

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Unknown

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. - Uknown

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