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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? - Unknown

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge. - Unknown

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

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I have opinions of my own. Strong opinions. But I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

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