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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. - Unknown

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. - Unknown

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Unknown.

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When I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

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