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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Uknown

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He who laughs last didn't get it. - Unknown

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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." - Unkown

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Everyone has photographic memory. Some just don't have the film. - Unknown

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. - Unknown

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