Funny Quotes 6

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. - Unkown

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. - Unknown

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Unknown

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. - Unknown

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay! - Unknown

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