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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Louis Hector Berlioz

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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. - Unknown.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - Unknown.

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

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