Confucius Say 4
Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
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