Confucius Say 2

Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

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Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

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Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.

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Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers.

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Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

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