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Confucius Say 3

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.

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He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

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Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius Say 2

Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

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Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

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Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.

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Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers.

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Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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