Confucius Say 3

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.

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He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

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Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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