Probably the most common question I've heard everywhere that I've been. Life. What does it mean? What is it all about? What is the meaning of life? Philosophers have pondered on it for centuries, pot heads have said something really stupid, and nodded in agreement with each other at how clever they are (but it makes no sense), and many a man has sat on the toilet squeezing out a next day beer turd, whilst staring at the tiles on the floor, and then wondered why they were staring at the tiles on the floor, and then thought about the meaning of life, but then had the sudden urge to look in the cabinet to see if that old hidden Playboy magazine was still there, before being interrupted by a knock on the door followed by a familiar voice reminding them that someone had broken something that they needed to fix.
Are you freak'n kidding me people?! Dudes are walking around with nipples, and you want to know the meaning of life? WTF? Dudes can't have babies, or produce milk. You ever wondered what was up with that? Huh? I have. No, you want to know the meaning of life. Oh come on already. Fine. For those of you who don't know, I will tell you.
Life: a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have signaling and self-sustaining processes (i. e., living organisms) from those that do not, either because such functions have ceased (death), or else because they lack such functions and are classified as inanimate. - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life
You could have Googled that at anytime.
