Moustair Me

paul teutul senior's moustair

This meme is simple. You photo shop the person's face under their mustache. I'm not sure why it's called moustair though. Mustache + hair would actually equal musthair, but someone decided it needed an O. 

That's Al Dente Brother

hulk hogan hawks pasta (pastamania)
How is this not a meme already? Come on. Hulk Hogan + Pasta = Awesome  

The Scream

the scream

"The Scream" (skrik) was an expressionist piece by Norwegian artist Edvard Munch believe to have been painted in 1893. There are actually 4 of these art works. 2 are paintings and 2 are pastels. Munch described his inspiration for the artwork in the following statement:

Ray Charles is Alive

ray charles robinson

This isn't a funny post or a meme. Just wanted to show my support for a Ray Charles hologram. If anyone deserves to be iconized in a hologram it's Mr. Ray Charles. He was truly an entertainer for everyone no matter what your skin color. There are a lot of black performers out there that are frankly just a disgrace to their race. They make them look ghetto trashy. It's not a black thing to be trashy. It's a trashy thing to be trashy. Ray Charles had class and style and true talent. I do like some of Tupac's music, but let's face it. He didn't live up to his words. He was a womanizer and thug (that's not a good thing). Ray Charles banging away on the piano signing "I Got A Woman" Now there's a show everyone needs to see. 

Meanwhile In Japan

You know, I've never been to Japan before (unless you count running through the Tokyo airport), but I like it. I like the customs and traditions there. I like the old architecture and all it's history. There's just so much to like. I've heard good and bad about Japan, and I know they can be a bit snobby (but luckily not as snobby as the French). And Japanese can make fun of themselves. Anyone that can make fun of themselves has a sense of humor and isn't all that bad. So here's some meanwhile in Japan pics, and maybe one day I will be able to visit. Emperor get my room ready.

cosplay everyday

I Want This Meme

So I was searching around for some new memes and I learned about "If It Fits I Sits" on http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/if-it-fits-i-sits It's basically just cats sitting on or in odd things. I think it's pretty funny, because cats do like to sit in really weird things. Like this:

cat sitting in egg carton

So I Googled up some pics and I found nothing. Just this:

Nice Sign

protesters protesting against penis... i think

Operation Cheese Burger

north korean commander chu long dong goes over operation cheeszebuger

There's No Time To Explain

You ever had that experience where things were just a little weird? Okay very weird. But no one would explain to you what's going on, and you're just going, uh wtf?  Yeah. That's my life.

Meanwhile In England

I noticed a lot of viewers are from England, so I had to add something for the Brits. It's actually hard to find funny British stuff. People just don't make fun of England like they use to.

a wild goose chase

Meanwhile In Germany

guten tag fraulein ... that means chug! chug! chug!

Hipster Map

hipsters don't see other hipsters that's why there's so many of them

Hipster News Alert: Warning Level: Red.  Hipster still the number 1 threat to Americans. For those of you trying to avoid hipster zombies good news. Yahoo has made a list of  U.S. cities with the most hipsters. So when traveling you might want to avoid these places. Also if you live in hipster territory consider moving.

derp spotted with michael jordon

can you spot the derp/derps

This image was from a story about a blogger who doesn't like Michael Jordon's basketball team.  They failed to miss the real issue here. Derp Zombies. I wonder if Jordon had any idea how close he was to the derp. Or is he involved? We'll keep you updated on this late breaking news....okay no we won't. derp derp derp

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That (Sweet Brown)

Oh yeah. Sweet Brown's 15 minutes are not quite up. Someone with a lot of time on their hands made this catchy auto tune song using the footage from her infamous news interview.

Kim Jong Un Assassinated

kim jong un with his generals

This just in. Kim Jong Un may or may not have been assassinated. A rumor according to U.S. officials, but fact according to several eye witnesses in the area .

rocket ship go broom

North Korea's new "Glorious Leader" decided to show his power by launching a rocket over southeast Asia last week, despite being in talks with the U.S., Russia, and China to chill out on scaring its neighbors in exchange for food and oil. Apparently this whole "Glorious Leader" thing has really gone to the chubby little leader's head. And now the backlash of his foolish action. Memes!

sweet brown

Meanwhile In Soviet Russia

here comrade boris shows off his police training skills.
he shows no fear even when horse hoof is so close to his balls

Funny Hitler 11

Funny Hitler don't take no jive.

the text doesn't really fit but someone thinks it's funny

Funny Hitler knows where his dogs are at.

i like the lettering...so gangsta

Funny Hitler knows the game.

that explains everything

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big shout out to East Berlin

wikkity wikkity wah wah

that's my word son

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i think i'm turning japanese

vunderful

fro real bro

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No Ponies

no ponies allowed

Let me just state for the record that no ponies will be posted by us ever. This is a Pony/Brony free zone. Pony memes aren't funny, and there is no amount of drugs that would ever make them funny, so no ponies. And while  I'm at it no stupid stoner memes. Thank you. 

Hillary Text Memes

This just in. Hillary Text Meme. Yeah, apparently it's been going on for a little while now on some political websites, but I just found out about it. So now I have to add a whole political meme section. It got started on Tumblr (yeah right. everything is supposedly started on there, except the fact that you can't create anything on Tumblr you can only repost things on Tumblr. )  Well who really cares about the history of these things anyway. Nerds.  Here's an example, and I'll post more of these later. click here to view more political memes

not really sure what the A would stand for in Hillary Clinton

Toilet Kart

because no one reads my stories

Bear Vs. Mountain Lion Attack (haters gonna hate)

robert biggs

Okay so one day Robert Biggs (the dude in the photo) was hiking through the woods in California, when suddenly....dun. dun. dun. He was attacked by a ferocious mountain lion. It grabbed onto his backpack and clawed at him. But then here comes a bear to save the day. The bear fought off the mountain lion saving Robert Biggs life. Or at least that's the story Mr. Biggs tells.

That's Ridiculous

he's not that photogenic

I don't watch the news much, because lately it's war, stocks fail, president fail, economy fail, worst candidates in history running for office, more war, terrorists, gas fail, wtf fail, but every now and then I like to check out the news to see what's going on out there in the world.

Meme Fail

Last night while I was wide awake at 3 in the morning I decided to join the meme creators club. I thought it should be easy since there's a lot of really stupid memes out there that get really popular. But I wanted to go epic.

Hipsters Will Rob You

don't bother with haircut, but perfectly groomed mustache

Now I don't want to say "I told you so" but um.. (i did) I was wandering around the interwebs looking for something to put up here on this blog, because I really need more visitors. (forever alone). And I came upon this story about hipsters in court.

Why So Fat?

things just got serious

Yeah, we stole this from whatever site that is there, but it's so damn funny we couldn't resist. So credit to http://getoutofthemirror.com/ go check out their site. I'm sure it's fancier than ours anyway. 

just another day

Nothing happening today. Just doing a little spring cleaning. In the meantime here's this...

(just click on the pic to make it go big. trust me it's magic)