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22. Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

23 When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

24. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

25. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

26. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

27. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

28. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Chuck Norris Facts

1. When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

2. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

3. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

4. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

5. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

6. Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

7. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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