29. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
30. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
31. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
32. When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
33. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
34. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
35. Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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