43. If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
44. Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
45. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
46. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
47. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
48. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
49. You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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