8. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
9. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
10. Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
11. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
12. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
13. In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
14. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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