15. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
16. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
17. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
18. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
19. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
20. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French
surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
21. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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8. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
9. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
10. Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
11. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
12. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
13. In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
14. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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1. When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
2. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
3. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
4. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
5. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
6. Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
7. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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