50. Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
51. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
52. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
53. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
54. When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
55. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
56. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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