36. Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
37. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
38. Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
39. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
40. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
41. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
42. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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