15. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
16. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
17. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
18. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
19. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
20. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
21. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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