22. Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
23 When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
24. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
25. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
26. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
27. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
28. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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