57. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
58. Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
59. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
60. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
61. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
62. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
63. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
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