Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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