I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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