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Groucho Marx Quotes 5




A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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