I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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Never floss with a stranger.
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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My face has been tucked in more times than a bed sheet at the Holiday Inn.
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Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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