Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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