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"You're nuts but you're welcome here."

"Writers block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday."

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."

"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."

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Yo mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Yo mama so fat her graduation photo was an aerial.

Yo mama so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

Yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.

Yo mama so fat she makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

Yo mama so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Yo mama so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

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