Steve Martin Quotes 2

"You're nuts but you're welcome here."

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"Writers block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."

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"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

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"We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday."

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"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."

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"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."

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