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Steve Martin Quotes 2







"You're nuts but you're welcome here."


"Writers block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."


"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."


"We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday."


"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."


"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."



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Steve Martin Quotes







"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."


"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way."


"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."


"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."


"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."



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