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Homer Simpson Memes
Japanese Bento 6
Bentō (べんとう ) is a single-portion takeout meal about the size of a frozen dinner from the store, and similarly packed with meats, veggies, and maybe even fruit or deserts. The difference is the Bentō is not just made for shoving down your pie hole. It's meant to be enjoyed. These tasty character meals are enjoyed by both young and old alike. I like that so much effort was put into such simple meals. It just shows that anything done with love is better.
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Homer Simpson Quotes 4
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
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The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
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Dear Lord,The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
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Homer Simpson Quotes 2
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
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Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
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I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
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Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
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Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
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Homer Simpson Quotes
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
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Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
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Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
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