Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
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[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'
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Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
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But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
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