Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
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The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
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Dear Lord,The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
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