Missing: Common Sense

Whatever happened to... the milk man, the paper boy, and color t.v.... ah ah ahhhhhh... everywhere you look, (everywhere you look)...

No! Stop it Bob Sagget.

Seriously though, whatever happened to common sense? Its seems it's been replaced by pieces of paper that say "Congratulations: You memorized enough to pass our test." (old hippy hands you a degree).

There use to be a time that you could make up for not having a college education with some good old fashioned common sense. If you just use your head you can figure anything out. Just stop and think. Does that sound like a good idea? Should I stick my finger in that electrical socket? Hm. If only I had gone to college. *ZAP

I'm seeing the loss of common sense more and more everywhere. People following advice from people just because of their titles "Oh he's a doctor, of course I let him touch my boobs to find out why my ankles are hurting me." Genius. Or people doing drugs even though it's been proven over and over that it either kills you or makes you as good as dead "Oh they said it's not bad for you." Who you idiot? The people that want you to buy it that's who. People hating a politician just because someone else said they're bad, without really knowing anything about them.

Speaking of politician hate. A couple of years ago everyone in the media, and internet were seriously hating on George W. Bush, and the republicans. you couldn't find anyone brave enough (or stupid depending on your position), to stand up for the guy. And now with Obama in office everyone is hating on Obama and the democrats. You won't find many people taking up for them. And I realized these are the very same people. Why? Do you just hate everyone? Or is it because someone on the net or MSNBC told you to hate them?

Common Sense....common sense....where are you?

And now for something a little less intense:

"I just farted." Thank you. Leave some comments please.


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Fat Guy In a Little Coat

Dear Fat People, why do you insist on wearing clothes that are way to small for you? Do you not know that they are too small for you? I could help you out. First of all it's not going to fit. You'll have to squeeze into it. Another really big clue that it doesn't fit is your fatness will be hanging out of it.

"They don't make clothes for us big people." What? What did you say? Most stores cater to fat people. They don't make clothes for regular people. I can find clothes all day long for fat people, but if I want to buy a pair of pants I have to wear my zipper hanging open, because apparently if you're not of earth shaking weight you must be a little kid.

You don't look sexy with your rolls hanging out. When guys say they like a girl with curves they mean curves like an hour glass. Not like the Michellin Man. And when girls say they like a guy with some meat on them, they mean muscle. Not a rump roast hanging over your belt.

Come on fatties. They're making clothes just for you. Why don't you wear them? Stop scaring the kids.


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Anatomy Ponderings

Maybe this is one of those "Only God knows why." things but I'm going to ask it anyway, because it's been eating away at my brain for so long now. Why do dudes have nipples?  What is the purpose? Everything on the human body has some kind of purpose. A function. We all know why females have them. To feed their babies with, and to give guys something to Google. But why do guys have them? Is it an evolution thing? Like at one point in time men use to breast feed, and give birth? Maybe there's a doctor or someone out there who's read a lot of wikipedia stuff (tool), who could answer this for me.


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Pictures Of The Dead

Why do people take pictures of the dead? A few years ago I worked at the Wal-Mart one hour photo lab. (Yeah I saw your nude pics.) I saw many things processing people's film. Naked people (Mostly old dudes sprawled out on beds-wtf), sex change operations, awkward family pictures, and lots of dead people in coffins. Why in the world would you want a picture of that? It's creepy. Are you going to put it in the family photo album?

"Here's her 57th birthday. She loved that sweater. Haha here she is playing the banjo. Oh, oh, I remember this one. We flew out to Texas one Christmas, and she got to ride on a cow. And here she is dead."

Do they hang it up in the family room sort of like a conversation piece?  Is there like a dead pic memorial thing going on? Wtf? Seriously.... seriously. Why?


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