Dear Fat People, why do you insist on wearing clothes that are way to small for you? Do you not know that they are too small for you? I could help you out. First of all it's not going to fit. You'll have to squeeze into it. Another really big clue that it doesn't fit is your fatness will be hanging out of it.
"They don't make clothes for us big people." What? What did you say? Most stores cater to fat people. They don't make clothes for regular people. I can find clothes all day long for fat people, but if I want to buy a pair of pants I have to wear my zipper hanging open, because apparently if you're not of earth shaking weight you must be a little kid.
You don't look sexy with your rolls hanging out. When guys say they like a girl with curves they mean curves like an hour glass. Not like the Michellin Man. And when girls say they like a guy with some meat on them, they mean muscle. Not a rump roast hanging over your belt.
Come on fatties. They're making clothes just for you. Why don't you wear them? Stop scaring the kids.
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