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Pasta E' Uovo

Tools: pan, spoon, cheese grater, some awesome Italian style music.

Ingredients: 1 regular size package of pasta (I used macaroni), 2 eggs, oregano, basil, salt, pepper, 4 small tomatoes, mayo

Boil your tomatoes (crank up the heat), once you can see the skin wrinkling pull out the tomatoes and peel them. Separate the skin from the meat. Toss on a dash of your basil, oregano, pepper, and salt. Mix it all up while crushing your tomatoes.

Next get those pasta noodles cooking. Salt water to taste. Once the Pasta is ready strain your tomato concoction, and pour into the noodles. Add 2 medium sized spoons of mayo, and mix it all together. Now crack 2 eggs into a pan, and scramble. Mix those bad boys in too.

Serve while dancing awkwardly like an old Italian grandfather.

The World's Largest Pizza



The worlds largest pizza was created on December 8, 1990 at the Pick ‘n Play hypermarket in Johannesburg, South Africa. The "In your face starving people!" pizza measured 122 feet and 8 inches in diameter. It took 500 kg of flour, 800 kg of cheese and 900 kg of tomato puree. Huh? The biggest pizza was a cheese pizza? Suck Town. It was recorded in the Guinness Book of Records, and still holds the Pizza World Record.