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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
One....How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
How many members of the government doe it take to change a light bulb.
Members of the government never change light bulbs, they prefer to keep the public in the dark.
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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