How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $50.00 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider.
How many shipping department guys does it take to change a light bulb?
We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 3 p.m., and pay an extra $15, we can get the light bulb changed overnight.
How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality."
How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
How many Blue Peter (UK children's tv program) presenters does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and one to turn the old one into an attractive Christmas tree decoration.
How many trainspotters does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup.
How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
"Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK. Can you be more specific about the exact problem?"
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