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How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What?"

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.

How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Tim.'"

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?



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