The Earthquake Fart:
The "fartee" must be sitting down, so that their fart sends rippling waves to others nearby that can be felt. People may confuse it for a mild earthquake, and ask "Did you just feel that." The "fartee" will then giggle uncontrollably.
THE ECHO FART:
This is a fart that can be wrongly identified. It is not some great loud fart in an empty gym or on the rim of the Grand Canyon. The true Echo Fart is a fart that makes its own echo. It is a two-toned fart, the first tone loud, then a pause, and then the second tone. Like an echo.
The Eggy Fart:
Smells like rotten eggs, or sulfer. A powerful stench that will send people running.
The Escape Artist Fart:
If you can move fast enough, you can outrun this fart. It usually comes out fast, and doesn't make too much noise. As long as some comotion is going on, no one should hear it. Move quickly away from the crime scene, and then watch as people play the blame game.
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