THE MALTED MILK BALL FART:
Produced after eating many, many of the chocolatey goodies, this fart mells just like malted milk balls.
The Motorcyle Fart:
Sounds like an old Harley bike riding off into the sunset. It will get quiet then loud like a motorcyle switching gears. Usually lasts for minutes. The longest fart ever, and the most embarrassing, as it will surely gain the attention of everyone around.
THE MUSICAL FART:
This is most common with older people entertaining small children usually a musky stench arrives when performed. The fart is performed by first setting up the incident with a musical beginning, such as "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man." Toot-Toot. The Toots are replaced with the musical fart. Two poots in rapid succession. The notes do not vary much. Other musical songs to set up this fart with are The Addamms Family Theme. Da Da Da DA Toot-Toot or Shave and a Haircut, Toot-Toot.
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