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When I Grow Up 6

you made it kid

This just in: A smelly red tide is consuming the east coast.

I see you went for the wide screen color tv with surround sound.
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Demotivate: Gothopotamus


It's been quite awhile since goths and emos ran the interwebs like makeup junkies looking for their next Good Charolette Fix. But their scary images still haunt us. The ferocious "Gothopatamus" was a force to be reckoned with. Ugly stares and scoffs were only some of it's deadly arsonal. It was also known to club dance topless, and with the help of his/her/it's faithful sidekick "Mascera Boy"  um..we'll just say "Mascera Boy" flew   out of the ass cannon with the greatest of ease. Thankfully there has been a ban on DNA cloning of such creatures. 

Yo Mama's So Fat 6

dude rides fat horse lady



Yo mama so fat her fave food is seconds.



Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator.



Yo mama so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid.



Yo mama so fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her.







Yo Mama's So Fat 2

your mom is so fat



Yo mama so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.



Yo mama so fat she makes Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie.



Yo mama so fat NASA plans to use her to shore up the hole in the ozone layer.



Yo mama so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm.







Yo Mama's So Fat

fat chick squeezing into pants



Yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued...'



Yo mama so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!



Yo mama so fat that people exercise by jogging around her!



Yo mama so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.