It's been quite awhile since goths and emos ran the interwebs like makeup junkies looking for their next Good Charolette Fix. But their scary images still haunt us. The ferocious "Gothopatamus" was a force to be reckoned with. Ugly stares and scoffs were only some of it's deadly arsonal. It was also known to club dance topless, and with the help of his/her/it's faithful sidekick "Mascera Boy" um..we'll just say "Mascera Boy" flew out of the ass cannon with the greatest of ease. Thankfully there has been a ban on DNA cloning of such creatures.