Hitler's Cross

Bad Restaurant Names: Where did everyone go?

The final solution has at last been revealed. The fuhrer of Germany has completed the final step in his master plan to rid the world of it's horrible Jew problem. Too much haggus. Hitler's Cross will serve fine german cuisine like sourkraut and sausage. Wow. Of all the bad names for a business this is the worst.

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Hold The Croutons

Bad Restaurant Names: Can I get another cup of ranch dressing?

Oh boy. Coming soon. I can't wait. You know the line is going to start at the backdoor. If you have a dirty mind you're thinking homophobic thoughts right now. Shame on you. Don't make them have another parade to prove how normal they are wearing bondage gear and thrusting on each other, while riding giant "organ" floats. But if you're like me then you're thinking wow, what a great business idea. People pay you to toss your salad. I mean cause usually you pay for that kind of thing somewhere in a back alley. But this thing with the garage door is really upscale classy stuff.

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Butty Boys

Bad Restaurant Names: Always open for business.

The Ambiguously Gay Duo retired from a life of crime fighting and decided to open a chain of Fudge Shops. Actually I think I see baked goods in the window. Looks like donuts or something. But Fudge Packing just goes with the whole theme. I noticed the Elm Street sign above the building I wonder if this is the nightmare they were speaking of.

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My Dung

Bad Restaurant Names: Why are the curtains closed?

You'll love our Poo-Poo platter. Did they seriously think they would be competition for the Asian restaurant next door named "Dragon"? Come on. Dragon is badass. I'ld eat at the dragon. But I'm not going near any place called "My Dung".

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