Get to Know Your Farts 23

THE TACO BELL FART:
The kind of fart that can only be produced after eating Taco Bell food. Usually shows up 2 days after you've eat'n your delicous beef and bean burrito meal. This one is widely recognized, and may cause others to suddenly crave a late night run for the border.

THE TEFLON FART:
Slips out without a sound and no strain at all. A very good fart in situations where you would rather not fart at all. You can be talking to someone and not miss saying a word. If the wind is right he will never know.

THE THANK GOD I'M ALONE FART:
Everyone knows this rotten fart. You look around after you have farted and say Thank God I'm alone. Then you get out of there.

THE TICKLE FART:
A group one only and one of the easiest to identify. Usually a slow soft sort of fart. If you like being tickled this is the fart for you.