Get to Know Your Farts 24

THE UNDERWEAR RIPPER FART:
Sounds like cloth being ripped apart, and sometimes this has been known to actually happen. Often leaves skid marks, or burn out marks.

THE UP-TIGHT FART:
This is a kind of drawn-out Sutter Fart except that this one squeaks. When he knows he has to fart, like it or not, he gets even more up-tight. He may snap his spincters shut like a steel trap, but out comes the fart. Squeak, squeak, squeak. It is embarrassing for everyone.