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Steve Martin Quotes 2







"You're nuts but you're welcome here."


"Writers block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."


"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."


"We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday."


"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."


"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."



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